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Recap: The pow-wow continues in the toilet at Cinemax complex where the slug-fest is still on. A lot of startling revelations have been made.. Who we thought was the hunky Krissh, turned out to be a wannabe wimp named Harman Baweja, whose only claim to fame is that he is the doggy boyfriend of flop actress Priyanka Chopra. Finally, the all-powerful Rajnikant is summoned to try and over-power Virussata and bring back normalcy. Virussata's fling-mate Jaissata is deceived and made to come to the Cinemax complex toilet.
Here, Dhamasaan Kudi decides to distract Virussata using Jaissata, so that Rajnikant can first procure the antidote with his famous Gun... She holds Jaissata tightly, as if hugging him...Virussata shouts, with jealousy dripping from his words . . .
Here, Dhamasaan Kudi decides to distract Virussata using Jaissata, so that Rajnikant can first procure the antidote with his famous Gun... She holds Jaissata tightly, as if hugging him...Virussata shouts, with jealousy dripping from his words . . .
Part One. Author: Saumya
Part Two. Author: Shubhada
Part Three. Author: HK
Part Four.Author: Saumya
Part Five. Author: Shantanu
Part Six. Author: Shubhada
Part 7:
"Let go of of my darling", thundered Virussata, as he struggled to let go of Rajnikant's iron grip. But Rajnikant's grip is tighter than the tightest vise. Virussata kept struggling to free his hand.
At the other end, Dhamasaan Kudi hugged Jaissata so tightly, that it made made him throw up. Poor guy, he had been drinking when he was summoned to the Cinemax Loo. Poor Dhamasaan Kudi was covered in his puke instantly. Her body was now an obnoxious concoction of the most unpleasant smells in the world. Her powers were dwindling rapidly.. This made her extremely vulnerable to any attack by Virussata..
In the meanwhile, Aaj Tak came to know about the "encounter" that was under way at the loo. Within minutes the Aaj Tak team swooped down on Cinemax complex to cover the stink-operation. They tried inserting theirtools equipment through any hole that they could find in the door/ walls. Finally, the team started broadcasting on air, with their cameras thrust through the exhaust-fan ducts and the key-hole on the door.
Dhamasaan Kudi's temper had reached boiling point. Rather than relying on her extra-ordinary powers, she now had to use her presence of mind to outwit Virussata. Virussata, in the meanwhile, was still struggling to let go of Rajnikant, who in turn was running his hand over Virussata's bum, trying to find the bottle of antidote. Virussata misinterpreted Rajnikant's intention, and instead thought that he was trying to play hanky-panky. But at the same time, he was finding it exceedingly pleasurable too. He leaned forward, nuzzling in closer to Rajnikant, and made a rough attempt to kiss him.
Rajnikant was taken aback by this sudden action from Virussata, but in the *heat* of the moment, he too got carried away. What followed was a long, moist, passionate, sloppy lip-lock. Our poor Raj was unaware that national TV was beaming grainy footage of the canoodling duo. The "Hero of the Masses" was gay, it was thus revealed!
Bewildered by the rapid turn of events, Dhamasaan Kudi let out a piercing shriek. At that very instant, the lights too went off. Come on folks! This is Nagpur, and load-shedding is commonplace, isn't it? Dhamasaan Kudi couldn't see properly in the dark, owing to her reduced powers. Jaissata was sozzled to realize quickly what the other two men were up to. The only sounds in the loo were the the slurps of the kissers, and the distant beeps of the Aaj Tak cameras!
BUT.. Somewhere in the distance, Makkadman picked up Dhamasaan Kudi's wail. (He has a Du-Kaan too! He and Dhamasaan Kudi were chuddy-buddies, you see!!) Actually he and Krissh (the original, this time) were racing each other in the air, when the lights went out; and the two owing to reduced visibility they couldn't sight the "Nazar Hati, Durghatna Ghati" sign board, and whammed into the Shaheed Gowari Flyover. Makkadman was brought to his senses by his beeping Du-Kaan that picked up Dhamasaan Kudi's wail. He and Krissh rushed to Cinemax.
The lights inside the loo still hadn't come on. The generator at Cinemax ran out of fuel 10 days ago, and owing to a shortage of diesel supply, it could not be re-filled. A confused Dhamasaan Kudi, was trying to think of a way out of the mess that she was in. Virussata and Raj were still engrossed in each other, and their grunts and groans got louder with every passing moment. Jaissata was mumbling away profanities, since he had by now realized that the other two were having fun (!) at his expense.
Suddenly Dhamasaan Kudi picked up a strange sound... Piss.. Pisss.. Pissss... At first she thought it was Jaissata tinkling in the loo-pot. But then she realised..It was Makkadman!! Her best buddy had come to her rescue!!! He and Krissh made their way in through the window.
In the meanwhile, things in the loo got steamy and passion overflowed. Virussatahumped dumped Jaissata and he and Rajnikant professed their love for each other. The duo instantly broke into a song sequence.
Virussata: Saat ajoobe is duniya mein aathaveen apani jodi..
Rajnikant: Saat ajoobe is duniya mein aathaveen apani jodi..
Together: Are tode se bhi toote na yeh RAJ-Veer ki jodi..~ ~ !!
They shimmied across the toilet floor as they put up a Fun-Dance in the Sandaas. Makkadman and Krissh, overawed by what they were seeing, resigned themselves to the situation. They sat on the toilet seats, their faces clasped in their palms. The song sequence ended, with Raj and Viru piled upon each other; rolling from one end of the toilet to the other.
By now, Jaissata had regained his control, and enraged by what unfolded before his eyes, he picked up a broken bathroom pipe and lunged forward to land a blow on Rajnikant's head. But since the two were rolling over each other, what happened instead, was that the thwack lands smack on Virussata'scrack bum. It caused the antidote bottle to break and the liquid gushed out, on Virussata's pant.
Ayyo! Rajnikant realised (albeit too late) that it is shit that he was smelling since so long!! He unlatched himself from Virussata and recollected the motive that had brought him to the Cinemax Loo. It was still dark all around.
Krissh then thought that he had had enough. He decided to take control of the situation. He walked to the middle of the loo and growled loudly. He beat his chest and bellowed even more loudly. Makkadman asked him, why he was yapping, to which Krissh disclosed that he was trying to light up the fire in his belly!! After a series of growls the fire lit up, and came out of his mouth (thankfully, the other end was stuffed because of the trouble that Skank had inflicted!) Virussata, Jaissata, Rajnikant and Dhamasaan Kudi were momentarily blinded by the massive spark from the dark! Dhamasaan Kudi's attention turned to Krissh and she was swept off her feet! Virussata lunged forward at Krissh and a fight ensued. Makkadman got into a fisticuff with Jaissata. Rajnikant went off to search for his gun which he remembered he had kept safely in a urinal. Yenna Rascala.. FIND IT!
Dhamasaan Kudi was clapping loudly, cheering on Krissh and Makkadman, when suddenly Virussata landed a powerful blow on Krissh's face which caused his mask to tear. Dhamasaan Kudi's heart skipped a beat. Virussata continued to rain blows on Krissh. It seemed as if Krissh was losing his powers too. Virussata banged Krissh's head on the toilet floor. He dragged him across to the toilet bowl and dunked his head into the shit-pot. He continued to do this repeatedly and was gaining sadistic pleasure in doing so.
And then suddenly, as if by magic, Krissh shrugged off Virussata with a mighty shove. The Pant-T which Dhamasaan Kudi had thrown into the lake was showing its effect!! The whiff of Pant-T seemed to have invigorated Krissh!!
He stood up and gave Virussata a sound thrashing. In the meanwhile, Makkadman had shoved Jaissata out of the loo. Outside, Jaissata suddenly found a lot of microphones being thrust into his mouth. The media had hounded him!
Inside, Dhamasaan Kudi started working up her spells again as she found her powers returning. Krissh continued his bashing of Virussata. Dhamasaan Kudi worked up a spell on Virussata that made him shrink in size. She also uttered spells to produce more Unn-Dees, to do away with the stench all around.
Krissh, in the meanwhile had fallen for our Dhamasaan Kudi. He realized that the best way to win her heart was by slaying Virussata. He shoved Virussata into the toilet bowl with all his might. First his head disappeared, then his arms, then his arse. Finally just his legs stuck out, and within seconds they too were thrust in. Dhamasaan Kudi walked up besides Krissh. She threw a few Unn-Dees and Pant-Tees into the shit-bowl and pulled the flush. There was a muffle.. A glug.. A few bubbles.. And in a moment, Virussata had been flushed into obscurity!!
Dhamasaan Kudi looked at Krissh. He gazed deep into her eyes and knew she had been won! The two clasped each others hand, leaned forward and shared a long passionate Kissh. (When two super-heroes locked lips, it was called a "kissh")
The dusht Virussata had been slayed by her knight in shining armour! Krissh too was happy for having found the girl of his dreams! The people of Nagpur city were rejoicing too. After all, the city had got a new high profile Jamaai Raja!
-HK
8:40 pm, 2nd September '08
P. S.: Congratulations! You are still alive if you are reading this line. My apologies to you for dishing out such stupid humour. I repeat, I didn't do it voluntarily but was pushed by Saumya and Shubhada into writing all this crap.
Note: The above piece of text was written with the sole aim of creatingcrass humour. I apologise, if it unknowingly hurt anyone's feelings and sentiments. All characters depicted in the above text were a fiction of the author's imagination and do NOT bear any resemblance to any individual, dead or alive.
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Part Two. Author: Shubhada
Part Three. Author: HK
Part Four.Author: Saumya
Part Five. Author: Shantanu
Part Six. Author: Shubhada
Part 7:
"Let go of of my darling", thundered Virussata, as he struggled to let go of Rajnikant's iron grip. But Rajnikant's grip is tighter than the tightest vise. Virussata kept struggling to free his hand.
At the other end, Dhamasaan Kudi hugged Jaissata so tightly, that it made made him throw up. Poor guy, he had been drinking when he was summoned to the Cinemax Loo. Poor Dhamasaan Kudi was covered in his puke instantly. Her body was now an obnoxious concoction of the most unpleasant smells in the world. Her powers were dwindling rapidly.. This made her extremely vulnerable to any attack by Virussata..
In the meanwhile, Aaj Tak came to know about the "encounter" that was under way at the loo. Within minutes the Aaj Tak team swooped down on Cinemax complex to cover the stink-operation. They tried inserting their
Dhamasaan Kudi's temper had reached boiling point. Rather than relying on her extra-ordinary powers, she now had to use her presence of mind to outwit Virussata. Virussata, in the meanwhile, was still struggling to let go of Rajnikant, who in turn was running his hand over Virussata's bum, trying to find the bottle of antidote. Virussata misinterpreted Rajnikant's intention, and instead thought that he was trying to play hanky-panky. But at the same time, he was finding it exceedingly pleasurable too. He leaned forward, nuzzling in closer to Rajnikant, and made a rough attempt to kiss him.
Rajnikant was taken aback by this sudden action from Virussata, but in the *heat* of the moment, he too got carried away. What followed was a long, moist, passionate, sloppy lip-lock. Our poor Raj was unaware that national TV was beaming grainy footage of the canoodling duo. The "Hero of the Masses" was gay, it was thus revealed!
Bewildered by the rapid turn of events, Dhamasaan Kudi let out a piercing shriek. At that very instant, the lights too went off. Come on folks! This is Nagpur, and load-shedding is commonplace, isn't it? Dhamasaan Kudi couldn't see properly in the dark, owing to her reduced powers. Jaissata was sozzled to realize quickly what the other two men were up to. The only sounds in the loo were the the slurps of the kissers, and the distant beeps of the Aaj Tak cameras!
BUT.. Somewhere in the distance, Makkadman picked up Dhamasaan Kudi's wail. (He has a Du-Kaan too! He and Dhamasaan Kudi were chuddy-buddies, you see!!) Actually he and Krissh (the original, this time) were racing each other in the air, when the lights went out; and the two owing to reduced visibility they couldn't sight the "Nazar Hati, Durghatna Ghati" sign board, and whammed into the Shaheed Gowari Flyover. Makkadman was brought to his senses by his beeping Du-Kaan that picked up Dhamasaan Kudi's wail. He and Krissh rushed to Cinemax.
The lights inside the loo still hadn't come on. The generator at Cinemax ran out of fuel 10 days ago, and owing to a shortage of diesel supply, it could not be re-filled. A confused Dhamasaan Kudi, was trying to think of a way out of the mess that she was in. Virussata and Raj were still engrossed in each other, and their grunts and groans got louder with every passing moment. Jaissata was mumbling away profanities, since he had by now realized that the other two were having fun (!) at his expense.
Suddenly Dhamasaan Kudi picked up a strange sound... Piss.. Pisss.. Pissss... At first she thought it was Jaissata tinkling in the loo-pot. But then she realised..It was Makkadman!! Her best buddy had come to her rescue!!! He and Krissh made their way in through the window.
In the meanwhile, things in the loo got steamy and passion overflowed. Virussata
Virussata: Saat ajoobe is duniya mein aathaveen apani jodi..
Rajnikant: Saat ajoobe is duniya mein aathaveen apani jodi..
Together: Are tode se bhi toote na yeh RAJ-Veer ki jodi..~ ~ !!
They shimmied across the toilet floor as they put up a Fun-Dance in the Sandaas. Makkadman and Krissh, overawed by what they were seeing, resigned themselves to the situation. They sat on the toilet seats, their faces clasped in their palms. The song sequence ended, with Raj and Viru piled upon each other; rolling from one end of the toilet to the other.
By now, Jaissata had regained his control, and enraged by what unfolded before his eyes, he picked up a broken bathroom pipe and lunged forward to land a blow on Rajnikant's head. But since the two were rolling over each other, what happened instead, was that the thwack lands smack on Virussata's
Ayyo! Rajnikant realised (albeit too late) that it is shit that he was smelling since so long!! He unlatched himself from Virussata and recollected the motive that had brought him to the Cinemax Loo. It was still dark all around.
Krissh then thought that he had had enough. He decided to take control of the situation. He walked to the middle of the loo and growled loudly. He beat his chest and bellowed even more loudly. Makkadman asked him, why he was yapping, to which Krissh disclosed that he was trying to light up the fire in his belly!! After a series of growls the fire lit up, and came out of his mouth (thankfully, the other end was stuffed because of the trouble that Skank had inflicted!) Virussata, Jaissata, Rajnikant and Dhamasaan Kudi were momentarily blinded by the massive spark from the dark! Dhamasaan Kudi's attention turned to Krissh and she was swept off her feet! Virussata lunged forward at Krissh and a fight ensued. Makkadman got into a fisticuff with Jaissata. Rajnikant went off to search for his gun which he remembered he had kept safely in a urinal. Yenna Rascala.. FIND IT!
Dhamasaan Kudi was clapping loudly, cheering on Krissh and Makkadman, when suddenly Virussata landed a powerful blow on Krissh's face which caused his mask to tear. Dhamasaan Kudi's heart skipped a beat. Virussata continued to rain blows on Krissh. It seemed as if Krissh was losing his powers too. Virussata banged Krissh's head on the toilet floor. He dragged him across to the toilet bowl and dunked his head into the shit-pot. He continued to do this repeatedly and was gaining sadistic pleasure in doing so.
And then suddenly, as if by magic, Krissh shrugged off Virussata with a mighty shove. The Pant-T which Dhamasaan Kudi had thrown into the lake was showing its effect!! The whiff of Pant-T seemed to have invigorated Krissh!!
He stood up and gave Virussata a sound thrashing. In the meanwhile, Makkadman had shoved Jaissata out of the loo. Outside, Jaissata suddenly found a lot of microphones being thrust into his mouth. The media had hounded him!
Inside, Dhamasaan Kudi started working up her spells again as she found her powers returning. Krissh continued his bashing of Virussata. Dhamasaan Kudi worked up a spell on Virussata that made him shrink in size. She also uttered spells to produce more Unn-Dees, to do away with the stench all around.
Krissh, in the meanwhile had fallen for our Dhamasaan Kudi. He realized that the best way to win her heart was by slaying Virussata. He shoved Virussata into the toilet bowl with all his might. First his head disappeared, then his arms, then his arse. Finally just his legs stuck out, and within seconds they too were thrust in. Dhamasaan Kudi walked up besides Krissh. She threw a few Unn-Dees and Pant-Tees into the shit-bowl and pulled the flush. There was a muffle.. A glug.. A few bubbles.. And in a moment, Virussata had been flushed into obscurity!!
Dhamasaan Kudi looked at Krissh. He gazed deep into her eyes and knew she had been won! The two clasped each others hand, leaned forward and shared a long passionate Kissh. (When two super-heroes locked lips, it was called a "kissh")
The dusht Virussata had been slayed by her knight in shining armour! Krissh too was happy for having found the girl of his dreams! The people of Nagpur city were rejoicing too. After all, the city had got a new high profile Jamaai Raja!
-HK
8:40 pm, 2nd September '08
P. S.: Congratulations! You are still alive if you are reading this line. My apologies to you for dishing out such stupid humour. I repeat, I didn't do it voluntarily but was pushed by Saumya and Shubhada into writing all this crap.
Note: The above piece of text was written with the sole aim of creating
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4 comments:
I am the first reader to read the first copy of the 'epilogue of kudi' !!
Thank u 'Weird & Mahaan Co. Publications' for releasing it at the time i was online !!
@ Saumya..
Thank you ji thank you :)
Ahh..!!!!!! Crass end to a whacky piece of activity..! mind blowing job Harsh.. not to mention all the raunchy words that you have incorporated...!
The madness ends here..!
Amen.
@ Shantanu..
The madness ends here, just for now..
For all you know (And if Saumya has it done her way), this might just be the beginning.. Cheers to our creativity... I had a lot of contributing to this activity. :)
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