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Warning: It was past 12:00 in the night, when the idea of writing this shit stuff came to my mind. What follows, is absolutely mindless and senseless stuff. Reader discretion is expected while reading this text. The views expressed here, are my own, and have been written with the sole aim of creating crass humour. I apologise, if it unknowingly hurts anyone's feelings and sentiments.
Continuing with the story...
Read part one here. Author: Saumya.
Read part two here. Author: Shubhada.
Recap: So the people appealed to Dhamasaan Kudi to come & save them from this virus.
Dhamasaan Kudi first requested people to switch to Linux as their operating system so that their PCs are safe. (Linux is immune to viruses) & as far as biological solution was concerned, she needed time. . .
but how much time? somehow she had to stop Virussata or at least distract him till she found an antidote for Skank. . .
distraction? hmmm.... D. Kudi is into a soup...
Part three.. Action!
In a soup Dhamasaan Kudi definitely was... She had to think of something to negate the effect of Skank. And she had to think fast...
In the meantime, Skank was wrecking havoc all over the place... People were slowly coming to terms with the (ill) effects of the virus. The filth was spreading all around. People with smelly over-sized stuffed pants could be seen all around. They covered their noses with attar and perfume sprayed handkerchiefs to keep away the stench. People who had been severely affected by the virus were finding it difficult to keep their pants from slipping off. BUT! When they attempted to change their pants, it clamped on tightly to their bums bottoms, and refused to come off!
The harried citizens were having a tough time doing their work. Most of their time, they were either clutching on to their pants, or holding a handkerchief against their noses. Absolutely nothing seemed to be normal any longer..
The effect on the computing front was slowly receding, owing to quick measures taken by the vigilant citizens in switching over to Linux. Although those who were reluctant to switch over to Linux had double trouble on their hands. Dusht Virussata also had been working overtime and had improvised on that front.. His spells and chants had worked up an evil, that was causing people to soil their pants even more.
Far away, on her own, Dhamasaan Kudi was working away furiously in her hideout. She knew that she was close to achieving a breakthrough.. She had been working in consultation with her chuddy-buddy Makkadman, and had unveiled Virussata's sinister plans to take over the G-lobe, which happened to be a giant protrusion on the (back) side of the galaxy and which was known to support life.
Virussata knew there was only one person who stood between him and the most coveted crown.. And that person was Dhamasaan Kudi.. He had to get her out of the way at any cost.
A few days ago he had come to know Dhamasaan Kudi's biggest weakness... Her super-sensitive nose. Whenever Dhamasaan Kudi smelt strongly offensive smells, it made her lose most of her powers and her strength was rendered ineffective.
That's why the cruel Virussata had come up with this sinister idea of making people crap in their pants, thus adding a lot of foul smell all around the place.
Throughout the ordeal, Dhamasaan Kudi kept working feverishly. She had to search for a solution quickly.. After nine hours of tireless efforts, Dhamasaan Kudi came up with a minor breakthrough. She prepared a formulation that could stop people from dirtying their pants. She named the stuff "Pant-T", for Pant-Troubleshoot. Whoever took a Pant-T, would immediately feel relieved and the rate of crapping would reduce. But there was a problem at hand.... [Someone provide a problem and solution please! ]
Now, Dhamasaan Kudi had to think of a way to undo all the damage that the rapid production of poop had inflicted, all around the place. She got down to work again and soon enough, came up with another brainwave of an idea! She named her new invention - "Unn-Dee", to undo the ills of the foul stench unleashed by Dusht Virussata's virus Skank.
(Damn, I am bored... Someone continue this shit....)
-HK
1:10 am; 30th August '08
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Continuing with the story...
Read part one here. Author: Saumya.
Read part two here. Author: Shubhada.
Recap: So the people appealed to Dhamasaan Kudi to come & save them from this virus.
Dhamasaan Kudi first requested people to switch to Linux as their operating system so that their PCs are safe. (Linux is immune to viruses) & as far as biological solution was concerned, she needed time. . .
but how much time? somehow she had to stop Virussata or at least distract him till she found an antidote for Skank. . .
distraction? hmmm.... D. Kudi is into a soup...
Part three.. Action!
In a soup Dhamasaan Kudi definitely was... She had to think of something to negate the effect of Skank. And she had to think fast...
In the meantime, Skank was wrecking havoc all over the place... People were slowly coming to terms with the (ill) effects of the virus. The filth was spreading all around. People with smelly over-
The harried citizens were having a tough time doing their work. Most of their time, they were either clutching on to their pants, or holding a handkerchief against their noses. Absolutely nothing seemed to be normal any longer..
The effect on the computing front was slowly receding, owing to quick measures taken by the vigilant citizens in switching over to Linux. Although those who were reluctant to switch over to Linux had double trouble on their hands. Dusht Virussata also had been working overtime and had improvised on that front.. His spells and chants had worked up an evil, that was causing people to soil their pants even more.
Far away, on her own, Dhamasaan Kudi was working away furiously in her hideout. She knew that she was close to achieving a breakthrough.. She had been working in consultation with her chuddy-buddy Makkadman, and had unveiled Virussata's sinister plans to take over the G-lobe, which happened to be a giant protrusion on the (back) side of the galaxy and which was known to support life.
Virussata knew there was only one person who stood between him and the most coveted crown.. And that person was Dhamasaan Kudi.. He had to get her out of the way at any cost.
A few days ago he had come to know Dhamasaan Kudi's biggest weakness... Her super-sensitive nose. Whenever Dhamasaan Kudi smelt strongly offensive smells, it made her lose most of her powers and her strength was rendered ineffective.
That's why the cruel Virussata had come up with this sinister idea of making people crap in their pants, thus adding a lot of foul smell all around the place.
Throughout the ordeal, Dhamasaan Kudi kept working feverishly. She had to search for a solution quickly.. After nine hours of tireless efforts, Dhamasaan Kudi came up with a minor breakthrough. She prepared a formulation that could stop people from dirtying their pants. She named the stuff "Pant-T", for Pant-Troubleshoot. Whoever took a Pant-T, would immediately feel relieved and the rate of crapping would reduce. But there was a problem at hand.... [Someone provide a problem and solution please! ]
Now, Dhamasaan Kudi had to think of a way to undo all the damage that the rapid production of poop had inflicted, all around the place. She got down to work again and soon enough, came up with another brainwave of an idea! She named her new invention - "Unn-Dee", to undo the ills of the foul stench unleashed by Dusht Virussata's virus Skank.
(Damn, I am bored... Someone continue this shit....)
-HK
1:10 am; 30th August '08
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5 comments:
i m lovin it!!
aaaaahahhahaha
i cant stop banging my head !!
shit !!...this is height of creativity !!
hey I have continued....was less at thoughts so just put up watever crap came to my mind !
i am waiting...
pliz give it the end we all r waiting for it !!
U have to end it with a bang [not literally]
@ Sam..
Sorry for the delay.. I was occupied in college since yesterday..
The end is near.. (End of the story, I meant).. I'll post it soon!!
-HK
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